What the heck does this mean?
- The harder you work the luckier you get. - (Spotted by Rick ... I have no idea what that means)
- Prayer is time exposure to God. - (I saw this on my way home and I'm still trying to figure it out.)
- A Mule In A Tuxedo Is Still A Mule. - (This was e-mailed to me. It was seen in Springfield, MO. The person didn't give his/her name. This definitely goes in the What the heck does this mean? category.)
- Happiness Is An Inside Job. - (This was at a church that normally has conservative message ... this is rather humanistic. Maybe they mean Jesus is INSIDE?)
- Aim at nothing, you'll hit it. (Michael spotted this one. Neither of us can figure it out.)
- One and God is a majority. (I saw this ... does that mean God without "one" is a minority?)
- This Sunday lessons from Harry Potter. (Thomas spotted)
- "Are you an oxymoron?" (A sermon title seen by Mike H.)
- Eat and drink with your eyes. (My friend Mike and Aleas saw this--Mike suggests that this should make the top five of a most ambiguous/perplexing sign--I agree. What the heck is that suppose to mean?)
- "God tries our faith so we get to try his faithfulness." (submitted by my friend Nate--this is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard)
- "HI HO HI HO, it's off to work we go!" (Not sure what this has to do with church)
- "Could this be the year? Go Gators, Go Bucs, 10 AM Sun" (The week of the UF-UT and TB-DET games ... this church has it's priorities straight!)
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