The Really Sappy
- It's Fun Being Saved! (This was actually a billboard. It also had a picture of a spastic family of four with big fake smiles.)
- If you are having trouble with your outlook try the up-look. (Michael spotted this one.)
- Increasing the church one soul at a time. (Michael and I saw this one. Corny.)
- The sky is not the limit. (Michael and I saw this one. Very Corny.)
- Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it. (Michael spotted this one.)
- Christmas: Brought To You By Our Sponsor. (I saw this back at Christmas time.)
- Nothing is as strong as gentleness
(Awe, isn't that sweet ... gag me!) - Write your plans in pencil and give God the eraser (I erased my comments.)
- A smile is a language that even a baby understands. (Michael and I saw it and are still scratching our heads.)
- Read the Bible in 2003, learn the truth and be set free. (Michael and I spotted ... witty)
- Need a New Years resolution ... Church! (I saw this back around January ... haven't updated my site in a long while)
- Wise men still seek the savior. (Michael spotted around Christmas of last year)
- God is like Hallmark: He cared enough to send the very best. (This was sent in over the Internet by Frank T. J. Mackey, which is an alias--I know who you really are...Jeff also sent this in.)
- We set sail, God provides the wind. (I saw this--the wonderful COG on S. FL--that's three in three weeks!)
- When good men do nothing, are they still good men? (Michael and I saw this the other day ... very profound.)
- Too blessed to be depressed. (I saw this--the wonderful COG on S. FL--that's two in two weeks!)
- Do your best and then sleep peacefully, God is still at work. (I saw this.)
- Forgiven sinners worship here. (Seen by Michael.)
- Will the road you are traveling get you to God? (hmmmmm.)
- What Kind Of Sour Are We? (What kind of church sign is this? I think it goes along the lines of "he's a good soul.")
- God will supply, we must apply. (Another beauty from the COG on South Florida.)
- One on God's Side Is a Majority. (Another I saw on the way home from work.)
- Our Impossibility is God's Opportunity. (A group of us saw this on the way to the movies--a little church that has brought us such things as "Jesus is Heaven's Eternal Life Insurance.)
- What Wisdom Can You Find That Is Greater Than Kindness. (Ben & I saw this one.)
- When things look hopeless, look another way. (From our friends at the Church of God.)
- Need Directions? Read Your Bible. (Yes, another from that great Church of God.)
- Needed: Kind People. (I saw this at a church down town ... Needed: Better Church Signs.)
- Son exposure prevents burns. (I saw this today--truly sad!)
- Sign Broken, Message Inside. (Michael and I saw this the other day--it is actually already on my site, but it is a classic.)
- Have you hugged a student today? (It was on the other side of the marquee Michael saw, below, that says "God loves teachers, so do we.")
- God loves teachers, so do we. (Submitted by Michael)
- "What soap is to the body, tears are to the soul." (Michael told me about this--not even sure what it means. I guess crying makes us clean? I thought God did that (with prayer and repentance).)
- "A smile is the divine language everyone understands." (Michael found this one.)
- Ask about our Pray-As-You-Go Plan.
- "God answers knee mail" (Submitted by Michael. Can't you just picture that corny pastor grinning from ear to ear after thinking that one up?)
- "Go the extra mile ... it's never crowded" (I saw this on the way home from work today.)
- "CH__CH: The only thing missing? UR" (Thanks to Lynda from Brighton, Colorado, who submitted this.)
- "We are not Dairy Queen but we have the best Sundays!" (Thanks to Brenda from Lawrenceville, Georgia, who submitted this.)
- "Don't count sheep, talk to the shepherd" (submitted by Michael)
- "Sign Broken--Message Inside"(Thanks to someone named Laura who submitted this message)
- "The Bible is the best TV Guide"
- "What's in a name? Salvation - if the name is Jesus."
- "A good attitude in you produces more gratitude in God."
(I don't usually comment, but I must say that this church's understanding of God is really messed up! God is grateful for our good attitude? What morons!) - "Pray!
It Makes God Happy" - "A kind word is always the right Kind"
- More time on your knees gets you in better standing with God
- Honk if you love Jesus (with people standing and waving by the sign)
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