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Dumb Church Signs! (In God's Voice)

In God's Voice

A little commentary:  I think it is very dangerous (and stupid) to put words in God's mouth.  These saying could be considered blasphemous.  They are, at the very least, in bad taste.  I also thing they break the command about taking the Lord's name in vain.

  • "Hello, this is God. I love you." - (I saw this a while back ... a really clever sign would have said, "Hello, this is God. You are going to hell.")
  • I love you ... and you ... and you ..." - God. - (I would love to add to this sign "but not you")
  • Jesus love you. I approve of this message - God. (Thomas and I saw this one.)
  • "I'll Be Back!" -Jesus (I saw this and couldn't believe my eyes.  This has to be one of the all time worst "in God's name" signs I have ever seen.  Now Jesus is The Terminator? This one didn't just make my top ten list, it made number one!) This was number 1 on the top 10 for some time.
  • Jesus requests the honor of your presence on Sunday morning. (They are speaking for Jesus and making a trite comment in Jesus' name. This is really bad.)
  • Come by my house Sunday before the Bucs game - God.  (A bunch of us saw this on the way to the Movies Saturday night.  You know I hate things in God's voice, but this is particularly bad!)
  • Need Directions?  Follow Me - God.  (I saw this at a church that doesn't usually do this kind of thing.)
  • Waiting for a sign from God to come to church ... this is it.  (Seen by Michael--while not exactly in God's voice, this does take the Lord's name in vain.)
  • Hope to see you here Sunday  (God)
  • Stop by my house before the big game.  (God) (I saw this in Lakeland--Super Boll week)
  • That ‘Love thy neighbor’ thing, I meant it! (God)
  • A dam holds water back.  It's not my last name. (God)
  • Come to church before the game bring your kids. (God)

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